After seeing a video of what basically amounts to a baseball fetcher for kids I weigh in and realize I can’t decide if this baseball gun means we’re doomed or we’ve never been better
After reading something annoying on Twitter while in a bad mood I realize there’s a part of me that misses how easy, gratifying, and addicting it was being an asshole online
While turning my brain off to tune into another week of Colton Charlie Browning all over The Bachelor, I realize my own hometown of Midland, TX is way too hideous to ever be considered for the hometown episode.
It's time to recognize all the "A Star Is Born," hate is just projected misery from miserable people jealous of others' ability to enjoy things.
Part two of my reflection on what happened to me when I went back to my hometown for a month.
I craft a plea to the parents ignoring their kid’s riot like behavior to please, for the love of God, stop letting your child act like Genghis Kahn sacking a village
With crawfish season on the horizon it’s time to review some ways to improve your eating habits for both yourself and everyone’s enjoyment.